Imagine this: For next class, you have to give a presentation on two Greek plays: Electra and Philocetectes.
Now imagine this: Almost a week has passed and it is now 5pm, the day before your presentation, and you still havenâ€™t read these two plays. But, there is still time. Class is not until 9am the next morning, and you still have the rest of the evening to read and come up with something to present—piece of cake/cup of coffee.
But thenâ€¦(donnt-da-daa) your roommate tells you that his sister is having an off-campus house-party at the ol’alma mater. What do you do?
Stupid question, I know. You go to the party; but impose a stricture limiting how long you will stay. Say itâ€™s 6pm now, being back home at 10pm would be worst-case-scenario, and even then you may have enough time to read 100 pages or so, and get a decent night of sleep.
So, now you’re at the party, and youâ€™re having fun and time sprints past you. Itâ€™s already 11pm and past your self-imposed curfew. The thought of dropping the class skirts across your mind. But guilt overwhelms you, so you leave. Home is an hour away so you get in close to midnight.
Youâ€™re exhausted, too torpor to think about them Greeks and there twisted drama, but you persevere, you muscle it through. And you finish your reading and itâ€™s now 2 am. Class is at 9am, but you havenâ€™t quite finished yet. There is still the matter of preparing a presentation. Do it in the Morning! You set the alarm to 6am, (4 hours, that oughta do it).
The piercing shrill of the alarm wakes you up 4 hours later, which seem like 4 minutes later. Itâ€™s cold, the sky is still dark, but you again, persevere, shower, and make tea alongside a small repast. Your mind is clear and you start jotting notes, and come up with all sorts of crap to talk about for your presentation.
You go to class on time, and nail that presentation.
Moral of this story:
Learn from experience. Whenever something needs to be done, wait till the very last minute, and then hold off for a few more seconds. Or as Mark Twain more eloquently puts it “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” Wise man.