Iâ€™m Asian, dorky, and male. All those things combined might suggest that I would want an Iphone. However, truth be told, I do not.
I donâ€™t know when or why, but Iâ€™ve lost all interest in new technology. I was sad when Firefox automatically updated me to the latest version of their browser. I was disappointed when Microsoft finally released Windows Vista, and all its 6 different flavors—each equally indecipherable from the next: Windows Vista Home Media Version, Windows Vista Business, Windows Vista Poor-man’s edition, Windows Vista Poor-man’s edition Professional.
Is this the first road sign to Geezerville? Am I really only a few miles away?’
When and how did Myspace lose my interest, and gain my scorn? When did the Internet seem so prosaic? Havenâ€™t I seen this site before? Havenâ€™t I read this commentary already? Or at least a dozen like them? Why should I upload my photoâ€™s to this site? Do I really want the whole world seeing them, does the world even care? Oh look a dancing baby, now isnâ€™t that stupid. Forward this to 15 friends? I donâ€™t HAVE 15 friends! Or at least I wont anymore if I forward this to them. And forward this back to the sender to confirm that we are indeed friends. Are you kidding me?
Give me a newspaper any day. I donâ€™t care if the providence journal is free online. â€œAhead of TIME: read it online before it comes in the mailâ€. Clever email title, but no thank you. Iâ€™ll wait.
You mean I can change my policy on the website? Wait, does this mean you’re not going to do it over the phone? Hello? Do I have to press â€œ1â€ for you to keep listening?
â€¦ hello ?