Comments on: Tornado Devastates Providence RI http://www.ariyam.com/2007/05/17/tornado-devastates-providence-ri/ and babblings! Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:17:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Mardigan http://www.ariyam.com/2007/05/17/tornado-devastates-providence-ri/#comment-14231 Mardigan Thu, 24 May 2007 00:50:34 +0000 http://www.ariyam.com/2007/05/17/tornado-devastates-providence-ri/#comment-14231 That was simply splendid. That was simply splendid.

]]> By: Copernicus http://www.ariyam.com/2007/05/17/tornado-devastates-providence-ri/#comment-13885 Copernicus Thu, 17 May 2007 17:25:59 +0000 http://www.ariyam.com/2007/05/17/tornado-devastates-providence-ri/#comment-13885 A meeting will be held this afternoon at Tazza cafe to discuss the ramifications of the Tornado. Unlike Hurricanes, Tornados aren't frequently referred to with names. We will be sharing our stories of the tornado, voting on a name for the tornado, and sipping expensive teas and eating toast. It came to me last night that the passing of reverend Fallwell earlier this week has something to do with this insanity. Such a surgical tornado can only be attributed to an act of God... or global warming. I contend that such a hurtful and mean spirited tornado probably votes for the party of Abraham Lincoln and is against illegal immigration. It is unimaginable that tornados are allowed to behave this way. I propose immediate tornado reform legislation. To show your support for this law please wear your favorite 1980s retro video game t-shirt, black nylon capri pants, and a brown mini skirt. Throw on an extra plaid mini skirt and jelly shoes to get the desired effect. After the meeting we will all be sitting indian style on the outer edge of a makeshift twister mat by the bocce courts and asking for change. A meeting will be held this afternoon at Tazza cafe to discuss the ramifications of the Tornado. Unlike Hurricanes, Tornados aren’t frequently referred to with names. We will be sharing our stories of the tornado, voting on a name for the tornado, and sipping expensive teas and eating toast.

It came to me last night that the passing of reverend Fallwell earlier this week has something to do with this insanity. Such a surgical tornado can only be attributed to an act of God… or global warming. I contend that such a hurtful and mean spirited tornado probably votes for the party of Abraham Lincoln and is against illegal immigration. It is unimaginable that tornados are allowed to behave this way. I propose immediate tornado reform legislation. To show your support for this law please wear your favorite 1980s retro video game t-shirt, black nylon capri pants, and a brown mini skirt. Throw on an extra plaid mini skirt and jelly shoes to get the desired effect.

After the meeting we will all be sitting indian style on the outer edge of a makeshift twister mat by the bocce courts and asking for change.

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