Comments on: Over the Border http://www.ariyam.com/2004/11/29/over-the-border/ and babblings! Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:16:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Roshani http://www.ariyam.com/2004/11/29/over-the-border/#comment-33 Roshani Wed, 01 Dec 2004 01:59:13 +0000 http://www.ariyam.com/?p=44#comment-33 Derick--hang in there! But come on... if you wanted to skip the term paper and computer assignment couldn't you have picked a better place then Canada eh? Here are some jokes to get through your day. Note: My intention is not to offend Canadians; I'm just jealous... Canadian Jokes: What do you call a Canadian? -A disarmed American with health care... It was announced today that Canada is now prepared to help the United States in its war against terrorism. They have promised to commit 2 of their largest battleships, 6,000 armed troops, and 60 fighter jets. However, after the exchange rate, that comes down to a canoe, 2 Mounties, and a flying squirrel. NEWS REPORT: The worst airline disaster in Canadian history happened this morning, when a single passenger plane crashed in a large graveyard. Rescue workers said that there were no survivors and have retrieved 200 bodies so far. That number is expected to increase as digging continues. Derick–hang in there! But come on… if you wanted to skip the term paper and computer assignment couldn’t you have picked a better place then Canada eh?

Here are some jokes to get through your day. Note: My intention is not to offend Canadians; I’m just jealous…

Canadian Jokes:
What do you call a Canadian?
-A disarmed American with health care…

It was announced today that Canada is now prepared to help the United States in its war against terrorism. They have promised to commit 2 of their largest battleships, 6,000 armed troops, and 60 fighter jets. However, after the exchange rate, that comes down to a canoe, 2 Mounties, and a flying squirrel.

NEWS REPORT:
The worst airline disaster in Canadian history happened this morning, when a single passenger plane crashed in a large graveyard.
Rescue workers said that there were no survivors and have retrieved 200 bodies so far. That number is expected to increase as digging continues.

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